"Communists worship Satan; socialists think perdition is a good system run by bad men; and liberals want us to go to hell because it's warm there in the winter."--ibid
"(And memo to Generation X: Pull your pants up, turn your hat around, and get a job."--ibid
"How do you stop a Canadian tank? Shoot the guy that's pushing it."--George Harrell, on the pressing subject of the growing Canadian threat.
"Aut insanit homo, aut versus facit."--Latin proverb
"Aut amat aut odit mulier, nihil est tertium."--ibid (ask me or Brooke, or better yet, look 'em up.)
"Heck is the place you go if you don't believe in gosh."--Stephen Sproul
"It is not really your reviewer's place to suggest that Christians who have serious ethical problems with the Bible may actually be Christians who have been smoking some imported vegetation. So he won't."--D. Wilson, Contours of Post-Maturity
"He tried, He really tried, but those 250,000 people were just too slippery when wet."--unnamed teacher, intro to Westminster Term
I'm going to do homework. Enjoy.