Saturday, July 10, 2010

Unity Joke

Thanks to Toby Sumpter.

A man is walking down a bridge and sees another man standing on the railing. Naturally, he yells over "What are you doing?"
"I just can't take it anymore. I'm going to jump."
"Don't you believe in God?"
"Yes, but it's just not enough anymore."
"Are you Catholic?"
"Protestant."
"Me too! Reformed or Arminian?"
"Reformed."
"Me too! Presbyterian? Reformed Baptist?"
"Presbyterian."
"Me too! Amillenial, Postmillenial, or Premillenial?"
"Post."
"I am too! Weekly communion?"
"Yeah."
"This is amazing! Robes or no robes?"
"No robes."
"Jump already, you stupid heretic!"

You can only be so unified.

7 comments:

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J. A. Broussard said...

Thank you very much.

Blessings.

Anonymous said...

Hello there,

Thanks for sharing the link - but unfortunately it seems to be not working? Does anybody here at evenuntodeath.blogspot.com have a mirror or another source?


Cheers,
Harry

J. A. Broussard said...

I'm still annoyed that my computer can't show my handwriting, and as a result, have been sullenly refusing to become what illiterate twits call "computer literate." So, yes, I have a mirror, but it's probably not the kind you're looking for, and the link to Toby Sumpter is www.havingtwolegs.blogspot.com

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