Thursday, December 4, 2008

Limerick

Courtesy of Jeff Moss

There was an old fellow from Lyme,
Who married three wives at a time.
When asked, 'Why the third?' he said, 'Haven't you heard?
Bigamy, sir, is a crime.'

2 comments:

Claire said...

There was a young lady of Natches,
Whose clothes were all tatters and patches.
When comment arose on the state of her clothes,
She said, "When I itches, I scratches."

Claire said...

There was a young pig from Racine
Whose botanical interests were keen.
He planted a sock in a bright window box,
Where it blossomed and sprouted a bean.

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