Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Couple racist jokes

Please forward these to Jonathan Ashbach. They are from the Foucachon family here at NSA.

"You've never heard of a French Army Knife? It has a dinner fork, a dessert fork, a cheese knife, and a napkin that doubles as a really small white flag."
--David Foucachon (he's 1st gen. French, so complain to him)

And a comment to the aforementioned Frenchman:

"You can't give blood. What if they gave it to a person who caught a cold? Every cell in their body would give up and die as soon as your blood touched them."


rebec said...

Okay, so I done did it. Nothing like a well-rounded education, eh?

Ben said...

Oh boy french jokes! Here are my g rated ones.

Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A salesman.

The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.

A French rifle for sale on ebay:
"It's never been fired and it's been dropped only once."

French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forward. The forward gear exists in case they are attacked from behind.

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
--Norman Schwartzkopf

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